Jokes
06/12/2011 21:10
Why Punjabis do well in any field.....
Why Punjabis do well in any field.....
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2000 people...
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21/06/2009 16:55
A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails
A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also.
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out...
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24/03/2009 23:41
Boy went to drop Aunty
Boy went to drop Aunty
Aunty - Raat ho gayi hai Bitu k pas so jao
Boy - Sofe pe so jaunga
Next Morning a hot sexy girl making tea
Boy - Aap ?
Girl - I am Bitu and you ?
Boy - Ullu ka patha